Move bitch! get out the way

Happy belated independence you guys!!! How was your independence holiday? I didn’t do anything special. Didn’t go for any of the parties, didn’t even spare five minutes of the day to pray for the country. Very bad of me, right? Yeah I know. I’m usually more patriotic than this,though. My October hasn’t been so good so far so I guess I could care less about our issues as a country at the moment. I know God’ll help us through our difficulties 😀

Its so sad how nobody really gives a sh*t about T.I. these days. I know he disappointed us by going back to jail barely months after we were celebrating his release. But just like he keeps saying, he’s human, he’s bound to make mistakes.
Yesterday on E! News, they showed a clip of him on stage with my girl Taylor Swift who’s on on tour. I was just like, ‘Awww’. I remembered how my ex and I used to jam ‘Paper Trail’ for hours and hours. T.I. was and is still a G mehnn..

Anywayyy (in Ellen DeGeneres’ voice), don’t y’all just hate it when someone who’s supposed to be your friend stabs you in the back? Ok that’s too dramatic. What I mean however, is when your so-called friend acts soooo darn sly! Isn’t is rather pathetic when a girl keeps acting shady, two-faced and just plain twisted and then she puts on this ‘oh I didn’t mean to hurt anyone’ act?
Picture this: Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle are three friends (or so they thought). They are all great singers and plan to form a musical band called Destiny’s Child. Michelle however, keeps trying to pull them back. One fateful day, Kelly and Beyonce are listening to the radio and they hear how Michelle is set to release her debut album. Before they can evn close their mouths from shock, she texts them and explains how it was a surprise and she needs their support. She still wants to be a part of Destiny’s Child though.
Beyonce and Kelly are confused. How can a person be so selfish, they say?

What would you advise all three parties???
Personally, I’d tell Michelle, “Move bitch! Get out the way!” LOL

Get at me 😉